Pretty Bich™

I graduated highschool recently. My plans for celebration? Well....

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

WHAT THE FUCK

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

how many times have this two broken up seriously

omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

Maybe she’s your guardian angel.. I mean srsly. Just look at this cat. 

There is way too much intelligence in those eyes. There is a goddess in your garden.

So I have a guardian angel and it comes in the form a cat. sweet

I hope you drew this cat. I mean it’s posing for you

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

DEAR GOd

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON