random, unhinged dialogue … sentence starters
“You ever think about frogs?”
“I laugh like a Batman villain.”
“I want to ride a capybara into battle.”
“Rehydrate me with the tears of my enemies.”
“I want to punch someone under the full moon.”
“I will fistfight my own body in a dimly lit parking lot.”
“We could be mortal enemies, but you’re a coward.”
“I want to stand on a cliffside at sunset and scream.”
“I wish I could fly. Or at least, like… menacingly hover.”
“I just had a week’s worth of sodium and I crave more.”
“My body is at war with itself, and I’m leading the charge.”
“I’m going into the woods to scream. Who’s coming with me?”
“I don’t want to sleep. I want to slip into delirium, its more fun.”
“I want a hug. I want a hug so tight I end up in a full body cast.”
“I’ve been a clown so long, my shoes are no longer even squeaky.”
“I wish I could hibernate like a bear. And maul those who anger me.”
“It tastes like chemicals, but the kind of chemicals that taste yummy.”
“I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. And it did nothing to fill the void.”
“Yeah, I’m having a breakdown. But, I still have the mom friend energy.”
“If you kiss someone open-mouthed, it feels like making out with a fish.”
“I had higher expectations once, too. I’ve since handed them down to the devil.”
“If I am awake, then I’m in pain. And I will share it with those who displease me.”
“We’re out of band-aids. On an unrelated note, I might need to go to the hospital.”
“Clothes are a social construct. I’m stripping naked and prowling the streets like the gremlin I am.”
“Am I crying? Yes. Am I going to acknowledge it further? No. And I expect you to do the same, thank you.”
“I accidentally singed my fingerprints off. I can do horrible crimes, now… like, stealing all the dogs from the pet store.”
blakekathryn
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