Better than being in space

Are you ever not home? How am I suppose to watch naked and afraid in peace when you are always here to complain.

I’m either working, or home. The question is don’t you have anywhere else to be? Or do you just spend your life rotting here?

I can’t rot dunce. I’m immortal.

I had acquired that job a subway...although I was fired. Not quite sure why though, I never showed up so they had no bias to fire me.

[His eyes closed.  This was proven to be a difficult task.  There were many breeds of dogs, and most people didn’t have corgis.  Once he found a household who had a corgi, he took it.  Much to his discontent, a small piece of the corgi pup’s ear was missing.  Not that he cared for the dogs well-being, but whether if it made a difference to the ancient being.  He then decided that the immortal would accept any animal regardless of imperfections. He held the puppy out to him.]

[This animal is the cutest damn thing ever, Kars can barely act nonchalant about it. He takes the puppy and stares into it's face before cradling it in his arms.]

You kept your word, and I will keep mine. The door to my old room is unlocked. You should find it suitable.

[He turned his back on the lesser vampire and then cradled the puppy close to his face.]

…… I heard you come in Kars. What do you want? And why did you walk out?

[He slinks back into the room holding the butt ugly tie behind his back. This is what he gets for trying to be nice, an interrogation. And this is why he isn't nice.]

I was looking for Dio. He...owes me money. He also owes me something else but we won't bother with that right now. I'll be leaving then. 

…all I require is a vacant room, as much as I’d prefer to have my previous room, I will take the smaller room if the bigger room is what your require. In return, I will give you one of these.

You do know how to sway me. I cannot deny that. I will not however give up this room. It suits me and current animals much better, and if I obtain another I couldn't possibly go back to the smaller room.

[A fake?!  Now the vampire is stepping into a new level of anger.

Why would you even have a fake key in the first place?  It’s completely useless!  Wait what…Why would you even have such a key?  Do you not respect the privacy of others?!

You can’t just take this room!  There needs to be a legal process in order for me to actually be evicted!  Legally, this room still belongs to me.

[WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOW WHAT A DICK MOVE HOLY SH- But wait the immortal being isn't stupid enough to fall for Dio's sad tricks.]

[Great, this obnoxious man again.]

Me? Evicted? That is preposterous…Did that weasel attempt to kick me out without notice?  it seems that he is not aware how the eviction process works.

Hmm. Not so fast fledgling. I am in my quarters. This room was properly given to me. I even have the key.

I never go back on my word. If I say I’ll do something, of course I will do it. I suggest you don’t applaud however, as you’re standing on thin ice yourself.

One wrong move and you will be swiftly thrown out as well.

Me? Do something to wrong you? I would never. 

What hasn’t he done. That reckless good-for-nothing insulted my furniture then destroyed it afterwards.

You actually evicted him? How wonderful. Absolutely wonderful; I applaud you Kira. Perhaps he'll perish in the sunlight now.