Various Fandoms With Occasional Personal Whining

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?

No one is madder than this than Harley, because he's of course using half the terms wrong and doing what's either just poppsych word salad or a very arch satire of actual, serious, doing-the-work therapy and she's not sure which would be worse or if that fucker even knows which he's doing moment-to-moment.

oh, of course. because he died for our sins.

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

I feel like row 1 column 1 row 1 column 2 row 2 column 1 row 2 column 2 and of course row 2 column 3 are all really hot ideas for bomb girls not that I don;t think the rest could be good, more that for the rest I feel theres a degree of restraint (in craving without release) or finality (in the 3rd row being them having comitted/be in the process of exploding)

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

I feel like row 1 column 1 row 1 column 2 row 2 column 1 row 2 column 2 and of course row 2 column 3 are all really hot ideas for bomb girls not that I don;t think the rest could be good, more that for the rest I feel theres a degree of restraint (in craving without release) or finality (in the 3rd row being them having comitted/be in the process of exploding)

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

Explaining homestuck isn't hard and doesn't take ten thousand paragraphs to do y'all just don't know how to summarize things.

Homestuck is a webcomic where there is a multiplayer video game called Sburb which is a standard component of reality itself. Sburb, when played, destroys your original universe and transports you to a liminal place called a Land where the goal is to create a new universe and reality. Because all the realities are made by previous players of the video game, there's a large cast that follows multiple timelines/realities. Because all of this is also a video game, there are some bugs/hacks/glitches. Much of the later plot of Homestuck revolves around trying to glitch reality in a way to kill an unkillable glitched final boss to save and fix the timelines/realities which were all glitched to being unplayable/unwinnable because of it. There are a variety of mediums in which the story is told and the guy from Undertale did a lot of the music for it.

I don't think I'd call that "explaining homestuck" then, though. There is more to a story than the world it's set in.

lost me in the first sentence homie

That's your problem with reading comprehension then my dude, not my problem with clarity.

"Homestuck is a webcomic where there is a multiplayer video game called Sburb which is a standard component of reality itself," Isn't as digestible as you seem to think it is. I mean, I'm sure it makes perfect sense to someone who has read Homestuck, but to anyone who hasn't, that's a huge suspension of disbelief to come right out the gate with.

My dude, I have some real bad news about any and all stories ever told and suspensions of disbelief about them. This is literally a you problem.

cave johnson here. due to an incident in the estradiol experiments department, the boys in said department are now girls. silver lining though, the girls in the estradiol experiments department have made a new breakthrough in the fight against male pattern baldness.

@demilypyro