I AM CALM!!!

Hahahahahaha okay I just saw the post op banana video and I’m dead. I actually snorted from silent laughing and woke up Jackson 😂😂😂

What the hell did I miss @taylorswift? I need to up my social media game.

Olivia is apparently allergic to amoxicillin... my heart hurts seeing her go through the pain she’s in from the reaction and not being able to help her feel better. We’ve been to the ER 2 days in a row and the only thing they tell us to do is to give Motrin/Tylenol and Zyrtec/Benadryl. I didn’t realize an allergy to meds could cause a skin rash to the extent she has it or swelling of her hands and feet so badly she can’t walk. What’s even worse is they said the reaction can last a week. My poor baby girl 😞😞

I just had an epic 2 hour nap, pillow drool and all. Woke up singing in my head “He’s got my heartbeat skipping down tasty avenue”......!? I am queen of misheard lyrics being stuck in my head 🤣😂

Not gonna lie.. In Cruel Summer I though it was “He looks so pretty like a devil” and even now knowing the actual lyrics I’m still yelling about how he looks like a pretty devil 😈 🤷🏻‍♀️

Excuse me, just casually sobbing my face off at how perfect Lover was and how much of literal BADASS @taylorswift is.

I always wonder if Taylor ever passes by my tweets or posts or if she just never sees them. There’s so many of us hoping for her to notice us. I can only imagine what her mentions look like 😂

See, she’s just like me. Panic mode thinking about 20 years ahead!

I love how genuine Taylor looks in every fan photo. Like come on? How are you this perfect and caring, and amazing, and thoughtful and beautiful ALL the time!?