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SAME ELEMENT COUPLES ARE CONSIDERED “YOUR BEST MATCH” 

(THOUGH NOT REALLY CUS YOU’D HAVE TO DO YOUR CHARTS TO RLLY “KNOW” BUT THIS IS MEANT TO BE BASIC)

THERE ARE 4 ELEMENTS OK

FIRE SIGNS: THE FIRE SIGNS ARE ARIES, LEO & SAGITTARIUS. THESE ARE THE IMPULSIVE LITTLE SHITS. YOU GUYS ARE OPINIONATED PEOPLE. COMPETITIVE AND INDEPENDENT. TYPE TO ARGUE WITH YOU WHEN YOU DON’T AGREE WITH THEIR OPINION. THEY DON’T LIKE PEOPLE DOING THINGS FOR THEM. NEEDS TO DOMINATE AND BE IN CONTROL. BOSSY MOTHERFUCKERS. HOPELESS ROMANTICS. TYPES TO  SAY “I LOVE YOU MORE” BECAUSE YES EVEN LOVE IS A DAMN COMPETITION TO THEM. FRIENDLY AND WILD. LOVE TO SOCIALIZE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS BUT THEY THINK THEY'RE SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM SO THEY STICK WITH THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY OF THE THEIR FRIENDSHIP. LOYAL FRIENDS AND LOVERS. THEY’RE THE BIG KIDS OF THE ZODIAC. THEY ARE FREE SPIRITS AND THEY CANNOT BE TAMED. 

EARTH SIGNS: THE EARTH SIGNS ARE TAURUS, VIRGO, & CAPRICORN. MONEY LOVING HOES. THEY KNOW HOW TO SAVE MONEY AS IF EVERY BILL THEY SPEND IS THEIR LAST. THEY LIKE TOP QUALITY SHIT. FOOD, FRIENDS, CLOTHES, AND LOVERS HAS TO BE TOP QUALITY. THEY ARE SMART SPENDERS OK THEY'RE NOT CHEAP. HIGH ASS STANDARDS FOR THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM. THEY’RE REFEREED TO AS OBSERVERS BUT REALLY ALL THEY’RE DOING IS JUDGING YOUR ASS. THEY’RE NOT FOND OF LAZY PEOPLE AND COMPLAINERS. HUMBLE AND LOYAL. THEYRE CONSIDERED BORING BUT THEY CANNOT FOOL ME. THESE ARE THE LOWKEY HOES. THEY DO EVERYTHING LOWKEY. THEY ARE ACTUALLY VERY SENSUAL AND FREAKY HOES. THEY JUST KEEP IT CLASSY.QUALITY > QUANTITY. CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH WITH THESE GUYS. THEY THINK HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES AND THEY WONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING  OTHER THAN THE BEST. ESPECIALLY IN LOVE. TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT WILL MOST LIKELY SETTLE DOWN LATE. PATIENT FUCKERS THEY WILL WAIT FOREVER FOR THEIR “ONE”.

AIR SIGNS:  THE AIR SIGNS ARE GEMINI, LIBRA, & AQUARIUS  UNPREDICTABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. CHARMING LITTLE FUCKS . THEY’RE SO CHARMING THEY PROBABLY COULD ACTUALLY FUCK YOUR MOM (OR DAD)  IF THEY WERE CAPABLE OF PURSUING SOMETHING WITHOUT LOSING INTEREST IN A MATTER OF  .05 SECONDS.  THEY HAVE TROUBLE BEING RELIABLE AND CONSISTENT CUS TO THEM FUN IS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY. THEY WANT TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND DON’T LIKE TO REALLY TAKE IN THE DARK AND NOT SO PRETTY SIDE OF LIFE. THIS MAKES THEM SEEM SHALLOW BUT REALLY ITS  THEIR WAY OF JUST AVOIDING EMOTIONS AND ATTACHMENT TO HELP THEM DEAL WITH IT. THE AIR SIGNS ARE LIGHT PEOPLE. THEY’RE ALWAYS JOKING AND BEING WEIRD LITTLE FREAKY PERVERTS. THEY MAKE AMAZING FRIENDS. THEY CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH AND ACCEPT YOU FOR YOUR TRUE SELF BETTER THAN ANY OTHER ZODIAC SIGN. OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE. THEY’RE THE INTELLECTUALS OF THE ZODIAC. THEY'RE THOSE ANNOYING “DID YOU KNOW BLAH BLAH BLAH” FUCKERS. SERIOUSLY, THEY KNOW RANDOM SHIT THAT IS POINTLESS BUT THEY JUST NEED TO KNOW IT ALL CUS GUESS WHAT?? THEY’RE “KNOW-IT-ALLS.”  THEY DONT THINK THEY’RE SMARTER THAN YOU THEY KNOW IT. 

i’m rly soft and squishy

i’ll make you hot beverages in bed

i’m good at compliments

you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

ummm??

Okay I’m gonna add more meaningful colors because this list is inadequate.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new. 

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. 

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. 

Actually I’m gonna add a few too

CYAN = We have very little in common

THISTLE = I only just started following you

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it)

VERMILION = You make me feel passionate

HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname

LAVENDER = You inspire me

CORAL = You’re a meme

UMBER = I want to know more about you

FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody

RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you

ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you

WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

SAFFRON = I love your ideas

TIMBERWOLF = I trust you

FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you

PLUM = I’d like to chat with you

TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic

SAGE = You make me cry

CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!

VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog

CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie