yes

this is still top tier comedy today

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

Sorry guys but I love my mum

Oh for fuck’s sake…

this is way funnier than it should be 😂

my type of public transportation 

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

tumblr staff

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

Reblog for good luck 🙏

Wholesome and true

BYE

If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

bye grandpa