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Yeah, maybe I will, I thought I'd be used to the journey by now though. Really? You don't sound very reassuring.

  She’ll find you, Papi. She’ll find you if you run halfway around the world. Stalking is kind of her thing. I terrify you? My broken heart!

Noooo, I'll go and hide underground and change my name and get plastic surgery and leave no trace of my existence. Okay maybe that's a bit far fetched but I can still try and run. When we first met, yes of course, not so much now though. I know your weaknesses.

  Or else you’re going to need to go into the Witness Protection Program. If you think I’m bad, she’s ten times worse when she gets like this.

I'm running back to Brooklyn then, as I'm not sure I can handle your scary Latino mom, as you terrify me enough as it is, no offence.

  'M alright, but if a Latina woman shows up at the house with a baseball bat, run,

Okay, good. Oh god, I hope she isn't on the next flight from Chicago to L.A.

Finally snapped and told my mom to get fucked. I think it’s past due at this point.

Jesus. Are you okay now, love?

  "I don’t know, I’ve never kissed anyone that’s had garlic breath before." She said with a laugh as she looked over at him. That was true, but she liked garlic so she figured that it wasn’t going to be the worst kiss that she would ever get. That would go to the guy that thought it was a good idea to kiss her right after he had puked up everything that he had drank at a party. No, she could handle a kiss from a guy that just ate garlic. "It’s kind of obvious that you’re new to this." She teased.

"Ooh, I'm your first Garlic kiss then?" He said with a cheeky smirk. He doubted any girl really wanted to be kissed with Garlic breath, but it was nice that she was considering it. He'd had worse kisses too, when he lost his virginity to a sister's friend at a house party on New Year's Eve, he'd never kissed a girl before, so he'd been really embarrassingly bad. Since then he liked to think he'd gotten better. "Really? damn" He sighed, his attempt at playing it cool had obviously failed miserably then.

Hey everyone, how’s it goin’?

Really good thanks, found a skateboard lying around, so I've been  round L.A on it. How're you?

  When the waitress escaped the two of them being rather weird, Jordyn let out a small burst of laughter. She wasn’t sure what she had done to cause James to laugh like that. But it was funny to watch him basically lose it when the waitress was there. She smiled and rolled her eyes at him. “Are you saying that you aren’t going to give me a kiss?” She asked, giving him a pout as she looked at him. “I’m pretty sure like everyone kisses on the first date, unless it really was an awful date.”

He was glad that she was laughing along with him, and that she didn't think he was a freak for laughing like a maniac in the middle of ordering, even though it really wasn't that funny. He hadn't laughed quite as much in a long time, and he was glad he'd found someone to share his sense of humour. "No, I'm saying that Garlic usually puts people off, doesn't it?" He mused, seeing her roll her eyes. "Well, I'm flattered that you'd want a Garlic kiss from me. I don't know...I've never really done this before, as you can probably tell" He said truthfully.