fuck off janet

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

The Sims ended up with same-sex relationship support thanks almost entirely to gay programmer Patrick J. Barrett III.

“At the time, it wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to be gay or lesbian,” [Barrett] said. “Some even saw it as dangerous. But in The Sims it was normal and safe to be a gay person. It was the first time we could play a game and be free to see ourselves represented within. It was a magical moment when my first same-sex Sims coupled kissed. I still sometimes wonder how in the world I got away with it.”

Lesbian and bi solidarity is when we fall in love and marry each other

I see wlw posts on here a lot that emphasize the endgame: being married, living in a cottage together, having lots of pets, etc. But not enough posts take into account the incredible journey of getting there and all the amazing firsts you’ll experience. Let’s romanticize the goofy, awkward first kiss. The first time you say you love each other. The first time you hold hands in public and don’t care who stares. Moving in together, celebrating every anniversary on the way. The endgame isn’t all there is to it. Being in love is more than reaching a goal, it’s taking a journey with the person you’re spending your life with. Enjoy every single step.

gays yall got that one denim jacket or what

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

lush is fine and they have nice soap but going in there is like a minefield of bohemia like if one of the employees doesnt lunge at me asking me if i wanna sample goat lotion or whatever the shit i end up wheeling into some woman dressed in five blankets and knocking the pot of mud out of her hands onto the floor which causes her to scream at an operatic high c for several minutes

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating