this is TOTALLY real.

These are not pics that make a woman you’ve never met want to sleep with you. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send a chick you’re trying to hook up with a “mangina” pic. It’s actually worse than an unsolicited dick pic.

A sampling of Portland profiles.

For why.

I may have swiped right on him. I can’t remember.

I don’t get it

Figured they wouldn’t sent it for free.

I mean… I considered a right swipe, NGL

The kind of profile(s) that make me want to hand over my knickers.

Bumbling in Portland Part 2. I was clearly just goofing around. Because…

Bumbling in Portland in early 2021 Part 1

I’ve been off the apps for… well since sometime in January of ‘21 so buckle up for a giant dump of content.

#onlinedatingsucks

Lame.

“Do you like her? Or do you LIKE HER like her?” 🙄