nobody expects the shinsengumi.

oh my god

im no heterophobe i got a straight ship… maybe even two ;) what can i say im a sinner and i love my filthy het babies!

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

im going to personally kick your ass

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

Bus.

Mermaid incubus snack….I am…noms now?

Dragon Harpy Werewolf…??

Dragon harpy incubus??

girls with muscles are sooooo good and girls with a lil chub and girls with lots of chub and girls with no chub and fat girls and thin girls and muscular girls and “average” girls and just wow girls 11/10 i love girls

@ask-simon-spier

Holy shit I love this

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

Dope re-railing. Love it.