UBERMORGEN

Binary Primitivism Zyklus

Binärer Primitivismus Eine Richtung in der digitalen Kunst die vereinfachende Darstellung anstrebt und sich dabei an der Aesthetik von Maschinen orientiert

Der Binäre Primitivismus strebt an eine künstlerische Rückkehr zu konzeptioneller Purheit und zu vor-Postinternet und oft sogar vor-Social Media Produktions und Publikationsmethoden In der jetzigen romantisch-puristischen Periode Neo-Biedermeier die als Reaktion auf die digitale Revolution der 1990er Jahre Solche Tendenzen erweitert hat ließe sich die erste Affinität der Natur mit der Maschine und der Logik der Protokolle selbst ausmachen Binary Primitivism Manifesto 2017

Primitivismus Binarii Cyclum primitivismus Binarii directio artis digitalis infans miratus repraesentationem et per hoc ordinantur ad AESTHETICA apparatae ideo binariae appetit reditum ad artem interretiaculum et litterae rationem prius est, et castitate et saepe etiam pre-productio media socialis et ratio publicationem hodie pyladea purist tempus biedermeierium neum in responsio ad revolutio digitalem MCMXC Talis sese dilatavit potui primum naturam ipsam affinitatem cum apparatus et protocolis ad logicam te

manifestum primitivismum binarii  MMXVII

Binary Primitivism Cycle Binary primitivism A direction in digital art The simplistic representation And at the same time At the aesthetics of machines Binary primitivism strives An artistic return to Conceptual pureness and to pre-postinternet And often even pre-social media production And publication methods In the present romantic-purist period Neo-Biedermeier In response to the digital revolution The 1990s Such tendencies expanded Would be the first affinity of nature With the machine And the logic of the protocols Yourself

Binary Primitivism Manifesto 2017

Many people are saying tremendous things!

Beyond action lies truth, and truth is (pure and simple) repeatable, verifiable patterns

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There are three personal protection tools I try to carry at all times—the first is a gun, the second a knife and the third a golden tactical pen. That’s a very important thing. The good news is, a tactical pen can be carried almost anywhere and everywhere you go, which is why it’s the only personal protection tool that never leaves my side. And nobody said anything about it, no problem. Nothing you can do folks, but I sort of think it. Do you believe that? Now, a lot of people say, “no, no, it’s used for terror,” and they used the tactical pen for terror because it’s the number one terror tool – not even close. But I also think that when you have the pen and the cash, different denominations sort of, the best, do you see the size of this? I guess they did release the pictures after all. Before I take the stage they released pictures of this tremendous quick strike tactical pen. That’ll happen fast.

Right now, right now everybody, i am going to introduce you to the tactical pen, my tactical pen, the tactical pen, the pen that is tactical. The best. I use this fantastic and wonderful pen in all my hotels, all of them, all the time, my hotels, they are the best, tremendous style... I will use it very well. No one will use it better than me. If you don't know what a tactical pen is, they are saying it is great, but it's a specially engineered pen, tremendous solid aircraft-grade gold that makes a remarkable self-defense tool. In other words, not only can you use it to stop an attacker, but it can also be used as a glass-breaking device in the event of an emergency, and i have a lot of emergencies, the best emergencies..

All the world is getting more dangerous on a daily basis, so bad, and everyone needs a amazing way to protect themselves at all times. Look at the crime; look at the problems. We don’t need additional problems, folks. We don’t need additional problems. We don’t know who these people are. PTSD, China, ISIS. Wrong. I know many words and that’s one of the best aspects of the tactical pen. It’s tremendously easy to use for self-defense purposes so it doesn’t matter if you’re a great American businessman, a Mexican college student, or a gay, fat and flat teacher—anyone can master simple self-defense skills using this incredible pen. And folks, you don’t need many; you don’t need many. So good, so good, a lot of people are saying i said that. Fair enough. But let me add that we don’t make pens here anymore. Sad. I didn't say that!

But before I go any further, let me clear up exactly what qualifications i have as a 'tactical pen'. In short, it’s a specifically engineered pen made out of 'solid' gold that can withstand the toughest conditions in our hotel pools, our golf courses and vip clubs. In other words, it’s not a cheap gold-plated plastic pen, it’s a rugged pen, a pen, a pen that can chop a wooden board in half and easily smash through a window, but not a window at one of my hotels, they are too good, they are the best, so good... The problem is, if you get on the Internet there are probably billions of pens that have the name 'tactical' attached to them, so bad, so let me show you how to choose my golden penis that you’d be willing to bet your life on, think of it, bet your life on it.. like a microphone it needs to be tremendous, the best to work and talk. And finally I recommend Waterproof King James Bible, the best. We use them in all our hotels and bathrooms, they are tremendous and are made to make the US great again. Now people are saying.. and going, even the haters over there, the people that truly hate Trump — they said, that’s amazing. So we’re doing all right. I mean, we have great pens. We have the most loyal pens. We have the smartest pens. You know, so many of my pens, they’re so smart. People look, they want — they wanna hear this message. Because this is a message this is an important message.

UBERMORGEN outperforms Uber by $520 Mio Beyond action lies truth, and truth is (pure and simple) repeatable, verifiable patterns

In the first quarter of this year, Uber lost about $520 million before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization, according to people familiar with the matter. In the same time span, UBERMORGEN's losses account to $0.012 million. Subsidies for Uber's drivers are responsible for the majority of the company's losses globally, subsidies given by UBERMORGEN to educational programs, sports investments as well as fluctuations in exchange rates are responsible for the losses. Uber Technologies Inc. and UBERMORGEN are both not public companies, but every three months, dozens of shareholders get on a conference call to hear the latest details on their business performance from Uber's head of finance, Gautam Gupta. In Vienna Investors meet UBERMORGEN's head of finance, lizvlx, at Cafe Korb for an update on performance and finances.

Bookings at both Uber and UBERMORGEN grew tremendously from the first quarter of this year to the second, with UBERMORGEN gaining 160% and Uber registering at 32%. Uber's and UBERMORGEN's losses and revenue have generally grown in lockstep as both companies global ambitions have expanded. Uber has lost money quarter after quarter, UBERMORGEN has never turned a profit since their humble beginnings in 1995, surviving the devastating Dot Com Boom & Bust in 2000. In 2015, Uber lost at least $2 billion, UBERMORGEN lost at least $50K in the same period of time. Uber, which is seven years old, has lost at least $4 billion in the history of the company, UBERMORGEN, which is twenty one years old, has lost at least $825K.

'You won't find too many technology and art companies that could lose this much money, this quickly, but you will also not find many companies such as UBERMORGEN that will outperform their brand competition by 5.2 Million percent' said Aiman Abdallah, a Television Presenter from Germany. UBERMORGEN is constantly reflecting on how to provide their services cheaper than for free. Their business model includes a kick-back system to curators and clients. Their simple formula: destroy the market to cash in as the only player. This turned out to be an impossible task in the dynamic world of market-oriented art production and conceptual delusion.Uber’s backers range from venture capital firms like Benchmark Capital to the investment bank Goldman Sachs, Google, Mossfon, Toyota and Baidu. Altogether, Uber has raised more than $16 billion in cash and debt. Its latest valuation is a whopping $69 billion. UBERMORGEN's backers range from governments to private institutions (museums, galleries & entertainment companies). Altogether UBERMORGEN has raised more than $50K in cash and debt this year.

Uber has about $8 billion in the bank, according to a person familiar with the matter. Uber also has access to a $2 billion credit line and a $1.2 billion loan. UBERMORGEN has about $450 in the bank and will soon receive $8K in cash from funding agencies and insurance companies, according to a person familiar with the matter. UBERMORGEN has no access to a credit line or to loans.

'I think what both Uber and UBERMORGEN are trying to do is, 'Hey, look, we're going to take the losses up front in order to continue doing what we love, which is spend money, build technology, analyse user statistics and tell amazing stories,' said James Joycelinger, lecturer in philosophy and sub-atomic engineering at Wickenford School of Theology. 'The question for both players is if they can either stop, or if they continue, when they can get to profitability.'

Amsterdam, Vienna, San Francisco, September 5, 2016

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This Press Release is the first of a series of releases to reposition UBERMORGEN beyond action. Beyond action lies truth, and truth is (pure and simple) repeatable, verifiable patterns. We call those truths 'laws' or 'rules'. Simultaneously such patterns can appear as ephemeral, aesthetic and delusional.

Nice Vanilla Latte, 2015 DV HD, 16:9, Ed 5+1 Video: https://vimeo.com/137939689 Show: http://no-limit.org

Elliot Rodger is looking at the waves of the Pacific, he watches two teenagers making out on a bench. Elliot is completely isolated and alone. A childhood memory flashes through his head. He is getting angry. He continues recording his video. Then he cruises in his BMW through Santa Barbara, the city known for Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Behind him the sun is setting. The background looks like a huge plate of red  blood soup. His life is a Gesamtkunstwerk, created by his psychopath father. Now Elliot is ready to kill. He hits the road.

ICA Miami Open Call 2015 http://www.icamiami.org/exhibition/open-call-2015 UBERMORGEN Ziron, 2014