Rey

Pouring concrete into my spine so I can use VR without my neck hurtin

CloacaWatch

I be touchin myself with the stupid orb from SpongeBob turned on

Kids these days can't even conjure a wasp

Stonetoss x Happy Road Kill back tattoo

I ain't no brony, but Discord? Eheheheh

Joe Biden wears a shock collar installed by the DNC that zaps him violently every single time he slips into the southern black accent he was raised with.

Blizzards™ get stuck too easily in the cup. Part of the thrill of ice cream is the risk of it falling out.

Vaush continues to claim he's on the left despite me slicing right through his Brachial artery

I'm not a furry but if I saw Scar from The Lion King, I'd drain his panties into my nightly bowl of porridge.

Oblivion is as much of a game as Monopoly is.