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okay, wait, you’re actually epileptic? I thought this was a elaborate rp

lord please forgive me for laughing

#this is getting the pin of shame bc it’s causing so much anguish

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spirit week at work has been going a little too smoothly. Sunday is celeb / cosplay day and the original plan was just “bald day” but the boy best friend was like “I don’t think anyone just has a bald cap ready to go, I’m going to change the theme a bit… im sorry…”

anyways I acquired eight (8) bald caps so I’m hoping it’s enough to go around . We are all going to dress as pitbull. I have to set aside a bald cap just for him so this isn’t too mean of a prank. we will have bald day regardless. i put effort into nothing unless it’s doing a bit.

#he told me to go as ian but I already wear slacks and a button down every day so that would be 0 effort on my end im sorry boss #they are the only one not in the loop hence why I have to set one aside just for him so they can be in on the bit #I’m too tickled by the idea of customers coming in and seeing everyone dressed as mr worldwide. Do you know how funny this could be.#technically still on theme and also within dress code……

I did too many sidequests today i might be stupid

#i was supposed to draw dudes kissing but I ended up dyeing my friends hair #i was walking back to the bus stop and i stopped to help a woman put a bunch of stuff into her suitcase #she went “i got stabbed in 2009” and i meant to say “oh that’s awful” but it came out as “oh awesome” WHAT IS MY PROBLEN #she laughed about it so hopefully she thought i was being sarcastic holy shit I don’t know why i said that #she gave me a fish figurine. new friend for wian and wernard

i have an idea and i have to absolutely pound energy drinks back to back after work to stay awake and make it a reality i gotta

#more men kissing on main . i gotta do it sorry I must

schwarz-raben

#sisters of mercy #stop blocking her SWAG !! !!!?

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can wian and my creature be friends i think they would have much in common

i think wian would LOVE Your Creature and theg should hang out every day in fact

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Reblog and name some precious items that good friends have gifted to you to cherish forever, in the tags

#wian. part of my very being atp.

they tried to get me at work but I run so fast and I am so nimble and small I was able to scurry away

#the boy best friend showed up so my night was way better of course #he is everuthing to me and they dont even know #i also lied in this post i am not nimble or small i am built like gay babadook and i have the dexterity of a bog body

not to get emo but im starting to wonder if other people know me better than I know me atp

#I think I mau be having a crisis im sorry #whatevr I have worse things to worry about

brought my 3ds back to work yesterday because I almost forgot my true identity of . taking really bad photos of my coworkers and friends when they least expect it & also I wanted to play animal crossing on the bus but I can’t stop sighing and staring off longingly while going through all the old pictures on it thinking of a much better time

#I have so many photos of my best friends . I have too many of my boy best friend I forgot I alwaus loved him like dat #theres one of him holding a cat on the back porch of his old house and I almost threw up and cried it is so cute #I also have too many pictures of friends I do not talk to anymore or people I don’t work with anymore WHOOPS #I love ds shitty camera would recommend to everyone

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air quality so fucked I donr even want to smoke my second bus stop cigarette

#what is wrong with me …. this isn’t right….#ive had a killer headache all day and took six painkillers and they did NOTHING #it is spirit week at work and today was pink day and my fit sucks and only like four other people were on theme

darby uarlboro tumblr simulator

-20 textposts of sayinf bullshit and writing an essay’s worth of oversharing in the tags

-drawign of bernard with a screenshot of a post abour being gay that made me laugh a little bit

-drawing of ian

-drawing of ian but worse

-20 more textposts but this time complaining about work and threatening to kill myself

-drawing of ian and bernard doing something vaguely gay to keep me from hurting mysepf and going insane

#my style isnt build for homoerotic content but my god one day it will be #likr I was made to make jokes and be funny but I want thtese dudes shirtless and making out and #who said that . whos there where am I

whatever . go my nards hunt my adversaries.

#drawing somr actual bullshit now idgaf #I qm embarrassed to confess I still dont . Know how to draw him.#I must get ready for work now goodbye #marb art #bernard sumner

dangerous and scary game called eat a nature valley crunchy granola bar in your bed

#go ahead do it #the crumbs will protect you

I gotta stop calling people “boss” like im a cartoon henchman I just called my mom “boss” over the phone on accident & I dont think I can recover from that one

#fuck my whooooole Marlboro life #I thought it was a funny bit okay . I used to call everyone “little man” but then someone also got personally offended over that #I gotta stop with the nicknames all together

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actually everu time I say “I take my meds” I dont understqnd deep down becaust technically I only take one right. I take one twice a day right ao should I say I take my med

it okay guys I take my med #myMed

#my med #is it becasue its like one trillion mg? I dont knoooooe #I SHOULD be taking meds plural but thats not important right now I have enough on my mind #ok now I actually go to sleep love you mutuals on tumblr dot com

I yearn for the winter I ddont know how much more I can take I need my big coats back and I need long walks in the rain and I need to bleed out in a lightly frosted alley

#air here is so heavy and the sun is so red and its gonna be 94 tmrw yet I go to my 8 hour shift #shit is bad in marby town #it could be worse I think it is way worse for so many other people in this area what am I saying #cant stop tjinking about The Guys and making myself sadder #fuuuuugukckkkkkkkkkkk my tragic wet cats of men oh goddddddddddd theyre so tragic nooouuhhhhhhhh #I default to thinking abour them at this hour so I can sleep peacefully after taking evil pills but now im upset over ian and tired and evil #sorru theyre not evil they improve my life dramatically even if that means they make me a corpse of a person #and also they make me a generally not fun person to be around #and also they make me lose control of my limbs at random points bur at least it isnt my full body #goodnight I love you all very dearly no homo. idk I cant text my friends right now so tumblr dot com is grtting this instead.

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