why some bullshit always happening when im in charge im just a little guyyyy im just a little guy and nothing bad should happen to me

bookstore employee talking to me about burroughs had me reconsidering if marriage is a possibility in my future

2 cheddar jalapeño bagels 1 Dr Pepper 8 cigarettes 6 ibuprofen . Alarm set 5 hours from now. I could kill a man i think

IM out of drawing ideas and motivation someone put me in a box and shake me reallly really hard

at my previous job I was dating this girl and she came to pick me up after a shift one time and I went “ouh sorry guys my girlfriend is here to pick me up” & three of my coworkers gave me a saddened look and took turns telling me they thought I was gay and what made them think I was gay .

went to get some bullshit at the convenience store at the ripe hour of 1 am and these people were following me in their car for like three blocks so mentally im like great this is when I get kidnapped or robbed or end up dead in a ditch. turn around to stare at them & they pull over near me and the guy driving goes “I’m just playin with you haha” & the other people in the car start laughing . Why the fuck would that ever be funny . what.