tyler

yes, all the time ! i get surprised that i even packed it, or my friends randomly placing stuff in there. it’s a bit hilarious, but hey, what can you do about it ? oh my goodness, i hope you didn’t do the first part ! i don’t think you’re old. 

““ That’s the wildest prank though. I mean, it’s a prank that drives people insane, suddenly finding stuff or having things in places you did not know you had... but it’s still nice enough to not cause any emotional or physical damage that stays with the person. The best way to mess with someone, but in a nice way. ““

What’s that supposed to mean? You’re not wrong, but I don’t think anyone has ever referred to me as a “weather” kind of guy. Well, now that you mention it, it would probably be wise of me to incentivize this whole secret spot situation. So, yes, the better the bribe, the better the spot. I’m not saying you dug your own grave there, friend, but you kind of did. 

““ You seem like the type of guy that just enjoys weather. Talking ‘bout it. Having your mood change because of the weather. Feeling alive because you’ve been out in a typical nice type of weather. Those things. I knew that I should have kept my mouth shut and stuffed but I’ve never been very good at it. The town might hate me now for putting the bribe into your brain. ““

i’ve endured the longest day with unpacking, and now i’m rewarding myself with a glass of rose ! this is the key to keeping your sanity together, really. i’m certain that i possibly injured myself - being quite short isn’t a bonus. how are you doing with dealing with the move-in process ? @brasswoodhq​

““ Question, do you also feel like you maybe have stuff you didn’t even know you had when moving places ?? Because I swear, half the stuff in these boxes can’t be mine. I might have to see if I’ve accidentally stolen somebody elses boxes... or I just have a very bad memory. Comes with age, maybe. ““

{ @brasswoodhq }

““ Oh, how I am praying Noon is a really fluffy dog. Because, let’s be honest here, bringing a fluffy dog will be good not only for you but also.. for well, the rest of us. Hi, I’m Tyler and I promise I’m not really some dog napper creep that will steal your dog but I will very, very much like to give it a pet. If it likes to be petted by strangers, that is. ““

I have to admit that I’ve missed Colorado weather – it’s much nicer than California and Atlanta this time of year. I should also come clean that I’ve been snooping around since I got here last night and think I’ve found a few great spots for staving off human contact and being alone in the wilderness. I know it defeats the purpose perhaps, but if you’d like to accompany me to any of these secret spots, I might share the wealth of knowledge with you. As long as you’re nice to me, my obedience can be bought relatively cheap. I’m Misha and truly, I can’t wait to get to know all of you. 

[ @brasswoodhq​​ ]

““ Let’s be real, it’s why you decided to pick your bags up and move here ?? You do seem like a very... weather kind of guy. I mean that in the best way possible. And these secret spots seems like quite something. Do we have to bribe you to get access, and is it a thing of the bigger the bribe, the bigger the spot ?? Just making sure I know what’s up here. ““

never mind the star just dumping stuff + connections