Ty Scott

Human relationships were strange. I mean, you were with one person a while, eating and sleeping and living with them, loving them, talking to them, going places together, and then it stopped. Then there was a short period when you weren’t with anybody, then another woman arrived, and you ate with her and fucked her, and it all seemed so normal, as if you had been waiting just for her and she had been waiting for you. I never felt right being alone; sometimes it felt good but it never felt right.

She looked so delicate and yet she was such a marvelous fuck.

I told my girl, she was the 4th most important thing in my life. First, there’s Me, then my mother, my career, and then her. And, then bitch if my moms dies, you dont move up because her memory would still be more important than you.

“She HATES me but she loves me. But she LOVES hating me dude. Do you get that? She loves the passion her hatred for me has. It gives her passion. Let me tell you something. I told my girl if you ever in your life yell at another guy you might as well go with him. If some guy you don’t know evokes passion in you that you yelling and screaming and you hate some other fucking dude. Let me tell you women’s hatred is just like love. The same thing is passion. “

You gotta understand, once you say to yourself, “This is the last woman that I’m ever gonna be with,” that’s like when…you know what that’s like? I’ll tell you what that’s like. That’s like when in Superman 2, when that muhfucka had a choice between losing his powers to be with that ugly Lois Lane. And everybody just goes, “Did you just lose your FUCKING superpowers for this MONSTER?” And then he gets his ass beat at the diner? That is a guy who decides to be faithful for the rest of life. He gave away his superpowers, man. And a bitch don’t appreciate it. Now, now the bitch don’t like you no more, and she goes, “You’re not—you’re, you’re nothing. I married you because you were Superman.” But bitch, the only way I could be with you was to NOT be Superman. Now you realized you made a mistake. Now you walking through the snow, now you’re walking through Antarctica, trying to find your green crystal, nigga! Trying to look for the Fortress of Solitude, because you realized you’re a fucking idiot, because you gave some bitch all your powers! And that’s what we do! We give a bitch all our powers and they get beat up in a diner by some motherfucker.

Here’s how to make your man like you and desire what you want, which is love. Equate how you feel about your vagina to how we feel about our time and our space… I can’t fuck you against your will, you gotta desire to want to fuck me. If I fuck you against your will, that’s rape. Now if I’m on the phone and I say, “Look I got to go.” And you say, “Why you gotta go? I want to talk to you some more.” You are raping my time. You are taking something from me. No means no, bitch. I said I got to go. Why are you forcing me to stay on the phone and talk to you about nothing.

Inappropriate is a vaginal word

Look by the time I get done with you, if anything every happens to us, your next man will come and find me to shake my hand and say thank you.

My girl has over 7000 tweets. Thank God for twitter cuz thats over 7000 things she would have said to me

“I don’t like being in a world where being a man is a horrible thing, but no matter what a woman does, being that makes you wonderful.”

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon…dipped in honey.

i’m a sexist, i’m a racist, but it’s fun