The Mad Hatter's Classroom

I’m so sorry for your loss. You must miss her a lot. However, Grace is such a lovely girl always ready to help anyone in need.

I'm glad to hear that. I was worried about how she would adjust in this new place.

I’ll try not to then. Where is your true love if you don’t mind me asking.

Dead, I'm afraid. But I have my Grace.

I don’t mind. I do still love him but he’s gone. Dead or alive, I’m not sure. We parted on a bad not and I haven’t heard from him since.

At least there is still hope. Never lose that. Trust me.

Glad you see my point. But that part of my life is over. Sometimes things aren’t meant to be. We were just to different I suppose and that was our downfall.

I am sorry to hear that. Love is a fragile thing... Something that can just slip through your fingers. Perhaps it is not too late for you though? Do you still love him? If you do not mind my asking.

That's a relief. If she does happen to become one of those students whose scores you memorize, please let me know.

You never know. I can be very convincing.

Just do me a favor and make sure no harm comes to any of my students.

Better to be called a witch than a mad man with a hat.

If you insist. Though I must warn you. No one will admit to such a thing, especially to you. 

Oh yeah, the eye sore. Maybe try wearing a scarf all the time from now on? I’d like to keep my lunch in, and staring at it is making me nauseous.

Don't want the students to know what a witch you are? I don't blame you.

Figuratively of course. He was human. If i would have done so literally, he would be dead.

Yes. Yes, of course. That would make sense. It would be hard to carry on a relationship when half of it is dead.

I don’t need to show you respect. I save that for people who still have their sanity. What I believe I need to show you is my power. Do you need a reminder what I do to people that piss me off?

I think the scar around my neck is a sufficient reminder. 

I’ll agree with that. But isn’t every love story like that? My family didn’t approve of my love . That’s why I kept him under the sea for a while.

Kept him under the sea? Figuratively or literally? 

One man’s clever retorts is another’s crazy ramblings. Ah, yes. The devil horns seem to be pushing it. But I’m glad to know your students think so highly of me.

How about I show you respect when you show me some? We have a difficult past, Regina. One that I just cannot forget. 

arielthelittlestmermiad:

Don’t you ever speak normally, Jefferson? I swear, it’d be a miracle if you ever once just said what you meant flat out.

I thought it was actually rather clever. Did you happen to see the doodle in the corner? I think they captured your likeness quite well. 

What did the little mongrels write this time? Good things I’m hoping?

Good things as in proper grammar and spelling? Because if that is the case then you won't be disappointed. However, the text might not be so pleasant.

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I just wanted to drop off these lovely notes students were passing around in class. I figured you needed a good laugh.