Sin To Win

Reid: *philosophical answer*

Rossi: Depends, if you take vodka at 5 am, which I didn't do, that is too early.

Morgan: Waking up at 8 am is too early.

Prentiss: Can I get a waffle?

*Morgan slams their head on a counter*

Hotch and Rossi: [spinning calmly, talking]

JJ, Prentiss, Garcia, Morgan and Reid: [flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

Rossi: I told you not to bring them.

Morgan, driving: WHY DOESN'T THE GPS WORK

Hotch, shotgun: We're in a no wifi zone.

Morgan: THE POINT OF THE GPS IS TO HELP US NOT GET LOST AND WHEN WE NEED IT MOST, IT'S GONE AND DIED

Prentiss: I'm pretty sure we're going in circles.

Reid: Also we never left the neighborhood.

Garcia: isn't Hotch the man of the house?

Hotch at Prentiss and Morgan

Elle and Tara <3

Bau at reid

Morgan

The bau after one of them gets kidnapped again

Prentiss, Rossi, Elle

Jj

Rossi’s Grandparents, Matt on a bad day

All white male unsubs, in their late-teens-mid twenties

Reid and Morgan

Hotch

Reid

Gideon making fun of the unsub while he’s at gunpoint, Rossi

Reid

The entire bau because they all have daddy issues but especially Reid

Unsubs when they pretend to have a religious agenda

Family and suspects being interviewed, Reid when people ask if he’s high

Rossi and Morgan to Reid

The Simmons family

Rossi when he speaks at colleges

JJ:

Reid: Actually lemons are man made- they are a cross between a bitter orange and a citrine. So no, life does not “give you lemons”

Derek: Just accept my advice

JJ: ...

Emily: and I can usually guess how long to microwave food without looking at the box