tyler;

"Yeah, you heard me right. Kyle actually got drunk at a party.”

"Well, that's... new... Is he okay?"

That’s the spirit, kiddo. I always knew you were my favourite human being.

Keep it for your friends then, they might need it more. Allison is just going to have to suffice with black coffee and a hangover potion, if I ask Professor Gold nicely for the ingredients. And it may not be fun but it’s responsible thinking, trust me. At least you are here now without a hangover and your head is all dandy, so, you would win at the end of the day.

I'll make sure to make an extra one next time there's a party, then. Us sober nurses have to fend for each other. Yeah, that's quite right and besides, I don't really like the taste of alcohol anyways.

"I don’t need one, but surprisingly, I think Kyle might."

I'm sorry, for a second there I thought you said Kyle needed the hangover kit. 

Can I borrow the kit for Allison? She might need it.

Sure... Although I might know some people who might need it as well... Several people, most likely. Being the only person I know who doesn't like drinking is not as fun as infomercials and pamphlets make it look like...

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PAC-MAN dies.

Hum... [ whispers ] sorry?

Nah, not tonight.

Well, this might just make it worse, but I really think you were great today.

Fair enough. As long as you’re actually enjoying yourself this time, and not looking after us.

Can't make any promises about that, but I'll try.

"That would be a no to both?"

Thank you, thank you, I know I’m amazing.

Wow, wow, tone it down on the modesty, will ya?

Tequila, anyone?

No, thanks, I'm good.