tyler durden, tyler durden, you fucking freak

Good morning

muse a is a nervous person and the thought of moving away to university terrifies them. they end up living in shared accommodation and muse b is in a flat across the hall. they chat online in a group chat for the flat/building for a while then begin to talk privately, and muse b soothes their nerves about moving away and having to meet now people (cute things can pursue)

“hey i’m late on our first day and oh no, the only free seat is next to you. wait do you have a pen?”

“i’m an avid lover of ??? and this society means everything to me and during a meet up you ten up halfway through and wow okay you’re pretty sweet”

“we got paired up for a presentation but we’ve never really spoken and you’re pretty nice despite what other people say”

“so i totally didn’t spend that entire lecture doodling/on my phone and i had no clue what i was being taught pls help”

“it’s 3am and the library is pretty empty but you’re sat there stressing at your laptop, so i brought you a coffee and a bag of chips from the vending machine”

“my card won’t work in the card machine and it’s a busy lunchtime, wait… did you just buy my lunch?”

“you came over to hang out but i fell asleep while you were playing video games and two hours later you’re still here”

muse a and muse b are on the same course and can’t find the room for one of their first lectures so instead they bunk off and explore their new city/town together and have a good day and it’s really fun and cute

“wow my lecture sucked ass, i’m stressed asf and here we are at the on campus bar at 11:59am waiting to buy a drink because it’s been that kind of a day already”