king of the streets

Why not?

Cause you’ll burn my kitchen down.

….okay, I’ll knock it down by one. I still need you to go grab an extra one from Marissa for me, please. She’s bringing it to work with her, so just stop by the bar and get it?

That makes no sense, it’s still going to be 5 if you knock one down and still make me pick up another extra one!

What if Disney decided to make a bear a princess? I will, I will. Just gotta figure out how to approach the idea of custody and/or custody visits, without her getting too upset about it. You’re probably gonna see him a lot sooner than you think. Lexi is already on my list of babysitters. Nah, she wants it to be a surprise.

They wouldn’t do that because Disney has morals, I think. Dude, it’s your kid, too. Whether she likes it or not. Oh yeah? I got Lexi to come with me on the road but you let us know when you need her babysitting services. Women. You hoping for a girl or boy??

It is possible because it HAPPENED.

You’re never coming near my kitchen, that’s for sure.

ONE SUITCASE? Are you serious?

No, I know that’d be impossible. I meant you’re taking like 5, all I’m asking is you try to knock it down to 4?

Tyler, I need all this stuff!

You don’t need half this stuff, babe! You could at least knock it down one suitcase.

Maybe you do, but I need more.

We don’t need that much. Besides, if you’re missing anything you can just shop for it wherever we go!

I need more suitcases.

No, you don’t. Baby, we have enough suitcases to last us through an apocalypse.

Kids who want their bear to look like Rapunzel. I’m pretty sure it’s a mixture of both, but we’re gonna pretend I didn’t say that. I haven’t even figured that out and the little one is suppose to be born next month. But of course I’m gonna try to be his or her’s life as much as I can.

Those kids need help. Bears should look like bears and princesses should look like princesses. Dude, you need to figure it out soon. I know you are, you’re gonna be a good, man. I can’t wait to meet my little nephew. Or niece. Did she not want to know the sex of the baby?

The popcorn? Yes, I did.

I didn’t know it was possible to burn popcorn. Not in the microwave, at least.

Exactly, alcohol is just great. Any excuse to indulge in some should be taken. How’s the thing with NASCAR going, man? I bet you’re kicking major ass already.

Alcohol’s what everyone needs every now and then. It’s going awesome, man. Way better than I expected. I’m living the dream and I haven’t even really gotten started yet but being away from home sucks and so does jet lag but I’m living.

Lexi: Nope, it's you saying them and me not liking them. You never do.

Lexi: TYLER. How do you like it?

Lexi: I thought we were suppose to talk about the baby thing?

Tyler: I listen, believe it or not.

Tyler: It's a habit, LEXI.

Lexi: I'm not, that's what you said! You heard me.

Lexi: Why do you always LEXI me?

Lexi: You know.

Tyler: No, that's you twisting my words. I don't like where you're going with this.

Tyler: I don't know. Habit.

Lexi: So. There's a time when I'm not 'hotter'. Nope, I think you just lost all privileges.

Lexi: Have some oreos.

Lexi: We still have to talk about that.

Tyler: Don't twist my words. WHAT?

Tyler: LEXI.

Lexi: Are you suggesting there's a time when I'm not hot? You can have that for dessert after you eat your veggies.

Lexi: They're not cravings, Tyler. It's me wanting snacks.

Tyler: Pfft, no. You're just hottER when you're not feeding me green beans. No way, I'm having that for breakfast baby. Lunch, and dinner.

Tyler: And midnight snack.

Lexi: You're going to eat your green beans and you're going to like it.

Lexi: ...what are you going to eat all the oreos and/or peanut butter?

Tyler: I think you're hottest you're not forcing me to eat vegetables. I will happily eat something else in it's place though.