Style And Life

“Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” 2 Days Till Christmas!! #namethemovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CJK9SyulvJq/?igshid=13mv5eiiv2fl7

“At one time most of my friends could hear the bell, but as years passed it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.” 3 Days Till Christmas!! #namethemovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CJIZciZFyxy/?igshid=l5gqijrzwdz1

“Oh, yes. Oh, and may I make a suggestion? Take the turtle doves. “I can have two?” “Well, two turtle doves. I'll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. You see, turtle doves are a symbol of friendship and love. And as long as each of you has your turtle dove, you'll be friends forever.” “Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song.” “They are. And for that very special reason.” 4 Days Till Christmas!! #namethemovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CJFl-LDl2QO/?igshid=19130e8byse66

“Hey guys, you seen the place? Pretty good, they must have brought in a professional. I dunno why, but someone's gunning for my job. But look, let's stick together on this. If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio. Channel three, code word is "Santa's got a brand new bag.” 5 Days Till Christmas!! #namethemovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CJCqJpdlMzA/?igshid=7f5sw0xaf6fl

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?” 6 Days Till Christmas!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CJAdrI3lXVK/?igshid=13d5ie0vl5w4k

“Okay, look. The Santa Clause: "ln putting on the suit and entering the sleigh... the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design." “What does that mean?” “It means you put on the suit and you're the big guy!” 7 Days Till Christmas!! #namethemovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CI97qN1liu3/?igshid=1x7zlge1joowh

“I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says *five* different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately; batteries not included.” 8 Days Till Christmas!! #NameTheMovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CI7L_kUFNRV/?igshid=11hl43nppw94p

“I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” 9 Days Till Christmas!! #NameTheMovie https://www.instagram.com/p/CI4eMVXltBI/?igshid=zj7ujpy9c5m7

Happy Birthday Kami! You deserve more than just a day for us to celebrate you! I love you so much and I’m very lucky to have you! (at Postino WineCafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/B36DYl5pyY2/?igshid=1llnm0u8unxll

Happy Father’s Day Pops! Love you! (at Charleston, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzBLA4AoN0/?igshid=z13am697bqo9

Thank you to all the family and friends for all the help and support! Love you all! #done #ptb #charlestonlaw #jdgrad (at Charleston, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxtWsM7g_wl/?igshid=1ffctcf0900qw

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?” #namethemovie • • 10 Days Till Christmas!! (at New Orleans, Louisiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brb-qQkgJHr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cbpjmhrhb43q

“You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?” “No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.” #namethemovie • • 14 Days Till Christmas! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrUVU3cAUBV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z3sgacfnxl7u

“I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it was a very special kind of snow. A snow that made the happy happier, and the giddy even giddier. A snow that'd make a homecoming homier, and natural enemies, friends, natural. For it was the first snow of the season. And as any child can tell you, there's a certain magic that comes with the very first snow, especially when it falls on the day before Christmas. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow...” #namethemovie • • 14 Days Till Christmas!! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrRezNnARwX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lyjqvvvsampd

“It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.” “Yeah, but all that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them.” #namethemovie • • 15 Days Till Christmas!! (at Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrOz-x9HirJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pro0xy8jrwat

“I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a ten dollar spending cap.” “Well, maybe if you came home more than once a decade, you'd know crap like that!” #namethemovie • • 16 Days Till Christmas! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrML2ncnt7F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8jdwpv0un6jk

“At one time most of my friends could hear the bell, but as years passed it fell silent for all of them. Even Sarah found one Christmas that she could no longer hear its sweet sound. Though I've grown old the bell still rings for me, as it does for all who truly believe.” #namethemovie • • 17 Days Till Christmas! https://www.instagram.com/p/BrJpaOGnIIg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ox8n6qzu63jt