Kaisha

Microtransactions only still exist because y'all keep buying them. Quit blaming studios for your lack of self-control.

Some of y'all sound like a cult sometimes and that's concerning. Personally, I worship the S A L T so that I will not be consU M E D  L I K E  T H E  U N B E L I E V E R S  W H E N  I T  A R R I V E S

[Chases after you with a saxophone while playing the best sax solo you ever heard]

Just found out that Spaghetti Westerns are in fact NOT Westerns where everything is made of Spaghetti and various other pastas. A huge missed opportunity, if you ask me.

YT channel whose content is 99.9867% Tumblr/Reddit/Twitter posts with text-to-speech and Nintendo music: *gets demonitized*That same channel: This is bullshit! We should be paid for content that's not ours!!

I have been struggling with the desire to sit in a circle of corn, and I fear that I am being slowly infected by the Ohio Instinct.

We need a social media site where you can just be as weird and/or stupid as you like and employers can't legally judge you for it, but if they do and you prove you inherit the company and all its assets.

Basketball and American football but merged into one sport

At the beginning my funeral they should do highlights of my life followed by a recording of Majel Barrett saying “and now the conclusion” like a two-part Star Trek episode.