bang bang. (ap)

“please, don’t take this the wrong way.”

“know that we’ll still have each other.”

“tell me we’re doing the right thing.”

“you know what i was gonna say.”

“i don’t give a shit what happened.”

“everything is so confusing. i don’t know.”

“sorry. i didn’t mean what i said.”

“you really don’t have to keep apologising.”

“i hate knowing we have to hide.”

“it’s not your fault. don’t blame yourself.”

“this is all out of our control.”

“i think i’m going crazy without you.”

“what am i supposed to say to that?”

“we need to talk. call me.”

“i can’t sleep because of all this.”

“how much more must i be hurting?”

“i’m not the person i once was.”

“c’mon you know it’s not like that.”

“what about all of this is funny?”

“tell me you don’t feel the same.”

“you always seem to make me speechless.”

“you left me here all by myself.”

“is this all a joke to you?”

“You’re doomed! You’re all doomed!”

“Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed?”

“Did he tell you anything?”

“Come on, there’s something you’re not telling me.”

“If this is a joke, I’m gonna brain ‘em!”

“Are you crazy?”

“Wanna see my trick shot? It’s even better.”

“Are you gonna help me or scare me to death? If you do that again, I’ll tack you up to the wall to dry.”

“It’s got a death curse!”

“He neglected to mention that downtown they call this place Camp Blood.”

“Somebody’s there!”

“I can’t sleep if there’s a snake in here!”

“Is it dead?”

“It’s not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we’ve gotta have a full moon too. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.”

“You’re making a science out of coincidence.”

“I guess it’s just my imagination…”

“There’s a legend around here. A killer buried, but NOT dead.”

“Walking corpses are not real.”

“People go missing around here, they’re gone for good.”

“It’s Friday the 13th. This simply means that most of the people I know will blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.”

“Don’t be superstitious. Nothing will happen on Friday the 13th that cannot happen on Saturday the 14th”

“Happy Friday the 13th! May all your irrational superstitions haunt you today.”

“I’m the messenger of God! You’re doomed if you stay here! This place is cursed. Cursed!! It’s got a death curse.“

“Is anyone else alive? Are they all dead?”

“If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?”

“Dumb kids. Know-it-alls. Just like my niece, heads full of rocks.”

“That’s a terrible way to talk about my feet.“

“I could tear down that valley like a son of a gun.”