PROMPTS FROM LOVE ACTUALLY
* Â assorted dialogue from the 2003 film, adjust as necessary
itâs the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
if you look for it, iâve got a sneaky feeling youâll find that love actually is all around.
i could just have him murdered.
thank you, iâll think about it.
ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.
can you give me any clues at all?
well the truth is⌠actually⌠iâm in love.
thereâs nothing i can do about it.
i thought it would be something worse.
tell her that you love her.
okay, that sounds fine. bit boring, but fine.
that is genuinely bad timing.
american girls would seriously dig me with my cute british accent.
they've done it. it's official.
christmas is for people with someone they love in their lives.
so... what's this big news then?
it was always going to be a total shit time.
oh, don't be disgusting. get out of my house.
look at the sign on the door.
youâll always regret it if you donât.
well, this is a surprise.
has it been a good visit?
you never talk to me. you donât like me.
you can just show yourself out, canât you?
do you think everybody knows?
tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?
would you wait around to find out?
oh god, i am so in the wrong.
youâve also made a fool out of me.
ask me anything you like. iâll tell you the truth.
god, i wish you hadnât turned that down.
shit, i canât believe i just said that.
basically, youâre fucked, arenât you?
this is shit, isnât it?
where the fuck is my fucking coat?
thank you very much, but no.
actually, i was being serious.
it would be great if we could be friends.
itâs a terrible, terrible mistake.
youâre not who i think you are, are you?
who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?
i will miss you. and your very slow typing. and your very bad driving.
iâll give you anything you ask for, as long as itâs not something i donât want to give.
iâm very busy and important. how can i help you?
actually, i donât have to go.
true love lasts a lifetime.
so whatâs this big news, then?
life is full of interruptions and complications.
oh no. that is so inconvenient.
i very much like the look of you.
send an embarrassingly big car and iâll be there!
i never asked you how your love life is going.
the thing about romance is⌠people only get together right at the very end.
look at the sign on the door!
loitering around the jewelry section, i see!
a manâs gotta do what a manâs gotta do.
i think youâre not surprised.
oh my god, iâve got a terrible stomach ache.
how will you be celebrating?
all i want for christmas is you.
you would have broken my heart if youâd said yes.
the nurses are trying to kill me.
are you sure you donât mind me going without you?
i love you even when youâre sick and look disgusting.
did i mention that i love you?
no oneâs ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.
hello. i heard you were gorgeous.
iâll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.