sunny

I know I’m guilty of making boys softer than they are.

Like Ushijima, who’s never laughed at a joke in his life, but absolutely crumbles when it comes to you and those ridiculous good morning texts you send him and pouts, physically pouts at you if you forget to send him one.

Like Kita, who is so blunt he could make his second years cry back in the day, but hoots and cheers you on when you’re next to him in the passenger seat of his car and successfully rap every line to Doja Cat’s Streets, pointing and gesturing at him with every affection filled line.

Like Kenma, who locks himself in his room at ungodly hours of the night, but constantly is enticed to leave his sanctuary when you send him a three a.m. text asking for a McFlurry and a 10 piece (and some cuddles of c o u r s e)

Like Kyotani, who’s so aggressive and mean, but cannot stand it when you kiss and bite at his neck and ears because it tickles and turns him into a blushy mess, and he just nudges you away with his nose to make you stop, but there’s absolute love in those golden eyes.

Like Sakusa, who hates crowds because people are absolutely disgusting, but will text you in the middle of the night with links to certain tiktok trends and being like “we could do this SO much better smh why are we not trying to be tiktok famous what are we doing”

"Rin…I'm literally…" you groan, tired of it all. A few tears are swiped from your moist cheeks as you shudder and attempt to even out your voice. "No, Rintaro. I don't want any damn granola. I want my boyfriend back! How the hell can he just break up with me like that, over text of all freakin' things?! He's…he…he's a…"

"A dunce face," Suna completes for you.

"Yeah! A dunce face! I mean, why would he do that? How can he do that? We were fine last week!"

"Humans are fickle creatures," he muses.

"Yeah? Ha. Well then it's official. I hate humans- oh, except for you of course," you quickly say to your best friend. "But that…dunce face, and our physics professor, and the lady at the store who didn't give me proper change- I hate them!"

"Mm, I'm not a human actually," he says around a mouthful, noting the flavor profile between the oats and…nutmeg? Mhm, nutmeg. They totally put nutmeg in it. "I'm a genie."

"Oh, really?" You raise an eyebrow.

"Yup. I'm not fickle at all. In fact, I've had the fattest crush on you for the last few years and never wavered. Even when your face looks like that. I probably love you by now or whatever. Don't know what's wrong with your boy toy," Suna shrugs as if he didn't just confess to you and smacks his lips. "Anyways, Atsumu is waiting for me on the quad. I was supposed to be there half an hour ago but a pesky human kept me back."

notes: fluff, petname, strong language

hi hello it’s been a while….kuroo’s been sitting on my drafts since last yr (and lowk kenma’s xp)

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