Twisted Wonderland Gossip

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Deuce: If I’m getting in trouble no matter what I do, I may as well make a grand frontal assault and fight to my last breath.

Kalim: Today, everything’s shining brightly! The air, the people, and even this classroom; because today, I actually did my homework!

Idia: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Azul: You're 18 years old. Idia: I MIGHT DIE AT 36!

Neige: I actually have a black belt. Vil: From Gucci? Neige: I was about to say in tae kwon do, but yes. That too.

Crewel: I'm going to adopt a child. Yuu: Really? That's pretty awes- Crewel, handing Yuu the papers: It's you. Sign here.

Jack: Pears! Nature's candy. Epel: I think you meant to say "apples"

Ace: Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues? Riddle: I prefer the term "leadership skills"

Malleus: What does 'take out' mean? Sebek: Food. Silver: Dating Lilia: Murder. Or all three if you're feeling adventurous.

Jamil: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously. Yuu: You and me both, buddy.

Epel: Prepare yourself for what may come! Vil: Epel, do you really think we will fight? And do you really think you could win? Epel: My fists are not up here because I am milking a giant invisible cow!

Deuce: *eats a cinnamon roll* Yuu, Ace, Jack, Epel, and Sebek: Cannibalism.

Ortho, tearful: Big brother? Am I ugly? Idia: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world! -meanwhile- Ace: Riddle, am I ugly? Riddle: Very much

Dominic: Pardon my language, but that’s really silly. Epel: Jade: Sebek: Idia: Grum: You had better be shitting me right now.