Can It

can’t say i make a habit of it. bars usually run out of stock before i’ve had to enough to do that to me, hah. i’d be pretty impressed if you were that good at typing while sleeping.

Well to be awake in one reality you need to be asleep in another, so technically I am typing while asleep. Just not here. I like to keep my own home stocked. I’m not fond of going out, but I am very fond of booze.

oh. okay. well i think my issue here is more that i drank so much i think i slept for a whole day but. i get what you mean yeah.

I similarly drank a lot and slept for a very long time, but I do that quite often. In fact I’m doing it right now. Drinking, not… sleeping. I think.

can’t say i make a habit of it. bars usually run out of stock before i’ve had to enough to do that to me, hah. i’d be pretty impressed if you were that good at typing while sleeping.

uh, what?

Oh. No, just. I didn’t know either, and none of the numbers on calender’s were quite processing correctly. It’s comforting to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t know when they are.

oh. okay. well i think my issue here is more that i drank so much i think i slept for a whole day but. i get what you mean yeah.

holy shit what day is it.

It’s May 25th!You should really get a calendar! :o

oh. okay, thanks. and, well, i have one. actually there’s probably a lot of them around here, i’m just way too tired to go looking for one.

holy shit what day is it.

!!! You don’t know either? Oh good. Good.

uh, what?

twotongaloot started following you  Uh hey, Cans

hey. how’s it goin’?

uh, mind elaborating on that one? well, i mean. conversations can get boring if you just talk about one thing forever. unless you really like that one thing i guess.

I’d rather not. Just… trust me on this. That’s what I think, and I do hate being bored, but my usual conversational abilities or lackthereof seem to rub people the wrong way. I am very glad that is not the case here.

uh. okay then. yeah, you’re fine, don’t worry about it.

eh, some people are just dicks by nature i guess. no problem, conversations go places, not a bad thing.

As someone who has glimpsed into the core of nature and existence, I can assure you that is not the case. Oh? Most people are put off by my rambling.

uh, mind elaborating on that one? well, i mean. conversations can get boring if you just talk about one thing forever. unless you really like that one thing i guess.

well you haven’t exactly given me a reason to be a dick, so there’s not much point in that. you’re nice to me, i’m nice to you. pretty simple.

Yes, see! It really is that simple. I really don’t understand what people get out of being rude and nasty for it’s own sake… But ah, sorry. That’s a bit off-track.

eh, some people are just dicks by nature i guess. no problem, conversations go places, not a bad thing.

what? no, not creepy. just don’t get called nice all that much. kinda weird to hear, or see i guess.

Oh. Oh well I’m glad it wasn’t received negatively then. Well I mean, I don’t really know you at all. Just… you’ve been nice during this conversation.

well you haven’t exactly given me a reason to be a dick, so there’s not much point in that. you’re nice to me, i’m nice to you. pretty simple.

doesn’t really help much to be negative all the time, y’know? uh, thanks. you too.

Right. Yes. Exactly. Ah- sorry, was that… creepy? I didn’t mean for it to be.

what? no, not creepy. just don’t get called nice all that much. kinda weird to hear, or see i guess.

hey, it’s not for everyone i guess. everyone’s good at something.

Aha yes I… I suppose. That’s a very optimistic view… You actually seem rather nice.

doesn’t really help much to be negative all the time, y’know? uh, thanks. you too.

thanks buddy. i probably could’ve guess that one. you don’t seem the type.

Nnnnno I’m really not. I mean I suppose I could manage if I really had to and it wasn’t just hand to hand but- Really not my strong suit.

hey, it’s not for everyone i guess. everyone’s good at something.