they tell me it's one thing when it's actually another

If only i could post nipple on here without fear i would post 500 pictures of potato and i cuddling shirtless and maybe one (1) actual topless nude

But lately the only way to solve my insomnia is to jerk off so 🤷

Oh my god i bought a fan for my balls hot room finally because i could not go to sleep in the heat. And i'm still awake but i did set it up and get soooo excited about having COOL AIR IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!

Stupid fucking job stupid fucking store stupid fucking coffee

Side story is a great podcast for me to put on in the background of my work. It's less effort than fatt in terms of listening attention required but it is still my best friends at the table discussing things of interest to me and even if i dont know anything about the video game they're discussing i really think their thoughts on art and video games helps me hone my own personal taste & internal critic. Its fun its like old school waypoint but better

Nothing like the satisfaction of having a handsewing project that i lug around all day and actually make progress on... Clown collar looks like it will be finished by end of july. AWESOME

My auntie just compared my haircut to haalland 😭😭😭😭

I need to QUIT my JOB

every saturday my landlord mows the lawn and its so fucking loud i just try and stay in bed the entire time its happening. I really hate lawnmowers they will not be a part of my future

WHAT IS AUSTIN EVER TALKING ABOUT BROOOOOO

Josh and lindsay are honestly giving marilyn and james einty . Which is so crazy

It's fun because it seems like austin is the only character being incredibly earnest and then everyone else is operating on 500 levels of deception

A BEE DIED IN THE HOUSE. I CRIED