Eevee Trainer

I'm just in the forest in Kalos reading under the stars because I've been inside sick for too long. I'm going to sit here, try and read, and ignore everything around me because nothing ever goes wrong reading at night.

Eeevee sick sgain.

Teech me himan ttgeings like how ro use keyb aprd.

Mew: talk about your first pokémon!

Celebi: what is one thing you wish you could tell your past self?

Jirachi: if you could have one wish (and no wishing for more wishes!) what would it be?

Deoxys: what is a trait you have in front of some people but not others?

Phione: what do you think about your hometown?

Manaphy: talk about your bonds with your pokémon!

Darkrai: talk about something you are afraid of!

Shaymin: what are you grateful for?

Arceus: are there any spiritual or religious rituals that are important to you?

Victini: talk about an important personal victory or triumph!

Keldeo: talk about a belief you feel very strongly about!

Meloetta: what kind of music do you like?

Genesect: what is something you still have after a very long time? how has it changed?

Diancie: talk about something you think is beautiful!

Hoopa: what is something you really, really want for yourself?

Volcanion: what is something that makes you mad?

Magearna: talk about something you have made yourself!

Marshadow: talk about something you learned from someone else!

Zeraora: what is something you have protected, or is important to you to protect?

Meltan: how do you express affection for someone?

Melmetal: talk about a legend or story you like!

normal: what's smth that's normal to you that might be interesting to people in other regions?

grass: what do you need in order to grow?

fire: do you burn short and bright or long and steady?

water: what do you do for rest and recreation?

electric: talk abt how the power of technology has improved your life ^v^

bug: what does art mean to you?

flying: have you ever been to another region?

poison: what's your favorite genre of music?

rock: tell the story of a time one of your pokemon evolved!

ground: how are your leadership skills? how often do you need to use them?

psychic: what's a weird or unusual talent of yours?

fighting: what's your fave thing abt pokemon battles?

ice: what's the coolest thing abt you? 😎

ghost: talk abt a time one of your pokemon surprised you ^v^

dragon: past or future? truth or ideals?

dark: what's a misconception ppl have had abt you or your pokemon?

steel: sharp blades or iron shields? attack or defense?

Shout out to venues that actually make reporters wait in the lobby behind a barrier for contestants that want to be interviewed to go over, that way the ones who need some time afterwards aren't flocked with very personal questions.