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“You’re a big cheeseball, y’know that?” Ollie mumbled with a light laugh, closing his eyes, listening to their hearts. “Beau?” he hummed. “D’you mind if I– can I take a nap?” he asked, because he really felt like he might doze off right now, and that was a rarity in itself. 

“But i am your cheeseball...” he groaned, getting tired too. “Not at all, im gonna take one too i think. Or at least try” It had been a long day for Beau and he knew he wouldnt get a full nights sleep, but he was gonna try for at least half hour, hopefully an hour.

Jeremy’s brow furrowed. “That’s not true at all, Beau. You’re in every position to be with guys like us. You’re in every position to take every position.” he chuckled a little. “I will make it my mission that you don’t go home alone, or with the possible prostitute.”

“I am more than sure you know more potions than me.” He laughed and shook his head at the conversation they was having. “You will? Good to hear. Whoever it is better show me a good time.” Beau winked at Jeremy.

Danny took off her shirt, his eyes looking up from the shirt and then back at her. He could not help but stare, quickly eyeing her up an down before his eyes met hers. “Much better…” He mumbled softly, a smile forming on his lips as he still held onto the soaked t-shirt. “Ehh, sorry. I’m an idiot. ”

His words made her chuckle a little, but she didn't mind. “"No you aren't, it's fine!” Ruby turned around, accidentally pressing against him. “"Sorry...” She nodded and walked off to her bedroom, looking for dry clothes. 

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Jeremy smirked, shaking his head. “They probably would, mostly because they’re a bunch of pricks,” he snorted, pushing his hands into his pockets. Jeremy watched Beau carefully, a small smile on his lips. “Right, I couldn’t imagine turning down sex with guys like that. They’re something else, right? Just make sure you choose a good one.”

“Jeremy...look at me. I am hardly in a position to pick and choose between guys like those. Hell id be lucky if one was even interested in going near me. Guys like you and your friends dont go for guys like me!” he joked, although it was kinda true.”Knowing me ill end up with the prostitute or going home with my hand..” “

Jeremy nodded. “I’d like to think they’d get me a classy prostitute. Of course, they might get me a shitty one as a joke. I’d just hope they paid the poor kid a boatload and told him. But that might be a little cruel.” he smiled, chuckling. “Well, I’ve got my pick, if you think about it. Who would turn down sex with a porn star?” the curly haired boy smirked and wiggled his eyebrows. Most people might think that he’d be tired of sex most of the time, but he never was. Jeremy had the stamina of an overexcited puppy. “Cool, just punch ‘em if they get too drunk and handsy, right? I don’t wanna subject you to that much,” he paused for a moment, pursing his lips, “Unless you’re into that kind of thing.”

Beau knew that Jeremy was a sex driven person, due to his job and personality. He didnt mind that his friend was a porn star,infact it was a bonus and helped him get laid most of the time. “Knowing them, they would get you a dirty or inexperienced one just because they think its funny”” he shrugged, a smirk on his face. “Ill punch them if necessary, but i doubt it will come to that. Im not gonna turn down a bit of flirting, or sex for that matter.”

“I’d love to show you my place sometime.” He said with a smile, his eyes slightly widening as she started to strip off her clothes. Danny tried to aim his eyes onto something else but it wasn’t that easy. Her words were inviting, gigving her a nod as he walked closer to her. “Ehh, sure. Guess I’ll start with the shirt hmm.”

In all honesty it had been a while since a guy was undressing her, and it was hard not to have unholy thoughts. Ruby lifted her arms up to allow him to help her take off her shirt. “Thank you” she nodded as she unbuttoned her jeans and pulled them down, kicking them off to the side. “Much better!” she chuckled as she stood infront of Danny, half naked.