Look at the Stars

A low, soft hooting came from a dark shop with a sign saying Eeylops Owl Emporium —Tawny, Screech, Barn, Brown, and Snowy. Several boys of about Harry’s age had their noses pressed against a window with broomsticks in it. “Look,” Harry heard one of them say, “the new Nimbus Two Thousand — fastest ever —” There were shops selling robes, shops selling telescopes and strange silver instruments Harry had never seen before, windows stacked with barrels of bat spleens and eels’ eyes, tottering piles of spell books, quills, and rolls of parchment, potion bottles, globes of the moon. — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

hefty bag of coleslaw

most ppl would ignore these tweets but then there’s Ryan Reynolds who encourages it 😂

When the rare Pokemon pops up on the nearby window [via CraftyConsumer]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

Goldstone Books in South Wales is no longer accepting donations of 50 Shades of Grey. Employees created a fort out of their hundreds of surplus copies because nobody will take them, and they can’t be recycled due to a type of glue in their binding. Source Source 2 Source 3