Twinkie 4 Hire

Learning all about public transportation AND crossing items off my bucket list at the same time. Full day.

They were all sold out. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

Employers do not seem to be impressed with my Summa Cum Twinkie honors. #TwinkieProblems

Just found out my Alma Mater, the Howdy Doody Cowboy Academy, was never an accredited institution. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

That awkward moment when someone tells you something sad, but you have a permanent smile on your face. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

Kermit, It’s not easy being yellow either. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

I could make it as a professional driver. If only there was room for my hat. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

I may have the look for TV. But this Twinkie has no voice for radio. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

Administrative work isn’t an option with these giant foam fingers. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

I'm giving up on a future in babysitting, all I do is make kids cry. #TwinkieProblems #Twinkie4Hire

Oops.. Mistook the 5 for a 6 in my #Powerball number. #Buzzkill #Twinkie4Hire

IT WAS ME! I purchased the winning Powerball ticket yesterday. Cross that one off my bucket list.

This video warms my sweet, creamy heart!

Gas station attendant just told me to “wipe the smile off of my face.” No can do, buddy!

When life hands you lemons, you sell those lemons and use the cash to buy a #Powerball ticket. #Twinkie4Hire

If Spidy calls me back I think I found my Twinkiemobile. #twinkie4hire

Gateway to the west. Gateway to opportunity? #STL #stilllooking #twinkie4hire