Twilight Collection

The individual vampire lore for either group remains the same and the stark difference between their literary origins is never once directly addressed.

The Interview family only come out at night and the Cullens never sleep. Louis and Carlisle go hunting together for animal blood while Lestat and Claudia zip up to Canada for snacks. Esme offers to do their interior design and doesn't mention the coffins. Claudia is not registered at the Cullens' high school and nobody says shit. There's a blue tint over every interior shot of the Cullen residence that is conspicuously absent from the Interview household.

The one text he receives from Emmett the whole week:

"excuse me sir, I just saw you obliterate a grey wolf, and those are endangered, sooooooo... here's your citation, you can pay the fine at the link on the bottom"

and meanwhile Edward is standing there like

what’s more unsettling - a wolf crying “a tear the size of a baseball” or edward calling jacob “son” ??

Matthew: Say you're an antibiotic!