* HALF BEAST

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

       i recently finished this book and it was just…so…beautiful, so i wanted to make a lil meme thing cause their were a lot of really great quotes & actions tbh. i thought it’d be nice to share ‘em and write ‘em out. change the pronouns to your liking ~

p.s. i kinda went over board so i put my favs above the read more and the rest ( more generic types of sent. memes ) under the read more. enjoy !

“ i will never leave ____. it will be this , always, for as long as _____ will let me. “

“ i would like to know how you are going to stop the losers from declaring war on you ? “

“ will you help me put the rest of my armor on ? “

“ we are finished here. “

“ do not leave. “

“ did you ever think of having children ? “

“ ___ is half my soul, as the poets say. “

“ I could recognize ____ by touch alone, by smell; I would know ____ blind, by the way ____ breaths came and ___ feet struck the earth. I would know ____ in death “

“ coward. “

“ ____ is a weapon. a killer. do not forget it. “

“ you can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change it’s nature. “

“ i do not plan to live after ____ is gone. “

“ philtatos. “ ( means ‘most beloved’ ) 

“ i could kill you still. “

“ i am sorry for your loss. “

“ name one hero who was happy. “

“ they never let you be famous and happy. “

“ let me bring you food and drink. “

“ i cannot bear to see you grieving. “

“ there are no bargains between lions and men. i will kill you and eat you raw. “

“ is it worth your life ? “

“ i hope that ____ kills you. “

“ get out. get out ! “

“ _____ is dead. “

“ i am buried here. “

“ we die so easily. “

“ you will not speak another word or you will be sorry. “

“ i wish he had left you to all die. “

“ if you have to go, i will go with you. “

“ i am made of memories. “

“ listen to me. “

“ i will not live much longer. “

“ you are a better man than i. “

“ i do not need to prove myself to you. “

“ are you calling me a liar ? “

“ i do not care. i will be dead soon. “

from the work of  amanda lovelace  ,  the mermaid’s voice returns in this one   (  consider supporting the author  ) .  pronouns  (  he , she , they , i , etc  )  &  tenses can be adjusted as needed

taken from various disney (including pixar) movie. nothing belongs to me. feel free to change any pronouns or sentence structure according to your muse’s preferences!

❝   i have no strength with which to speak,  when you sit me down and see i’m weak.   ❞

❝   we will run and scream; you will dance with me; we’ll fulfil our dreams and we’ll be free.   ❞

❝   we will be who we are.   ❞

❝   they’ll heal our scars; sadness will be far away.   ❞

❝   so i had done wrong, but you put me right.   ❞

❝   when i give less than i take - it is my fault, my own mistake.   ❞

❝   say that i’m crazy, or call me a fool - but last night it seems that i dream about you. ❞

❝   when i open my mouth, what came out was a song. and you knew every word and we all sang along.   ❞

❝   we sang along to a melody that’s playing to the strings of our souls.   ❞

❝   our love for each other will live on forever.   ❞

❝   when the cold wind is calling and the sky is clear and bright, i will ride.   ❞

❝   i have to be strong as the seas are stormy, and proud as an eagle’s scream.   ❞

❝   if i never knew you, i would have no inkling of how precious this life could be.   ❞

❝   if i never knew you, i would never have a clue how at last i’d find in you the missing part of me.   ❞

❝   if i never knew you, i’d be safe but half as real.   ❞

❝   what’s the matter with me? you’d think a girl would learn.   ❞

❝   if there’s a price for a rotten judgement, i guess i’ve already won that.   ❞

❝   no man is worth the aggravation.   ❞

❝   it’s ancient history; been there done that!   ❞

❝   who you think you’re kidding? he’s the earth and heaven to you!   ❞

❝   no chance, no way! i won’t say it, no.   ❞

❝   it’s too cliche, so i won’t say i’m in love.   ❞

❝   i thought my heart has learnt its lesson.   ❞

❝   my head is screaming, “get a grip, girl! unless you want to cry your heart out.”   ❞

❝   check the grin: you’re in love.   ❞

❝   put your faith in what you most believe in.   ❞

❝   trust your heart. let fate decide to guide these lies we see.    ❞

❝   two worlds, one family.   ❞

❝   raise your head up, lift high the load; take strength from those that need you.   ❞

❝   build higher walls, build stronger beams!   ❞

❝   tell everybody i’m on my way; new friends and new places to see.   ❞

❝   there’s nowhere else i’d rather be.   ❞

❝   i’m loving every step i take.   ❞

❝   i can’t keep this smile off my face.   ❞

❝   there’s nothing like seeing each other again, no matter the distance in between.   ❞

❝   the life of a princess from birth is well defined.   ❞

❝   a [princess/prince/king/queen] must humbly serve their country, play the part they’re assigned.   ❞

❝   who could ever ask for more?   ❞

❝   i wanna be like other girls!   ❞

❝   climb up the trees like other kids can!   ❞

❝   gotta keep one jump ahead of the bread line.   ❞

❝   these guys don’t appreciate i’m broke.   ❞

❝   i steal only what i can’t afford - and, well, that’s everything.   ❞

❝   i can take a hint, gotta face the fact. you’re my only friend, [Name].   ❞

❝   i’d blame parents except he hadn’t got them.   ❞

❝   i think i’ll take a stroll around the block.   ❞

❝   gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat; otherwise, we’ll get along.   ❞

❝   i admit that in the past i’ve been a nasty.   ❞

❝   they weren’t kidding when they’re calling me, well, a witch.   ❞

❝   i fortunately know a little magic; it’s a talent i always possess.   ❞

❝   poor unfortunate souls, in pain! in need! and do i help them? indeed.   ❞

❝   there you see her, sitting across the way.   ❞

❝   she doesn’t get a lot to say, but there’s something about her.   ❞

❝   yes, you want her. look at her, you know you do.   ❞

❝   it’s possible she wants you too. there is one way to ask her.   ❞

❝   you think i’m an ignorant savage?   ❞

❝   still, i cannot see that the savage one is me.   ❞

❝   you think you own whatever land you land on. the earth is just a dead thing you can claim.   ❞

❝   if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew.   ❞

❝  for a long time we’ve been marching off to battle. in our thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle!   ❞

❝   bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer.   ❞

❝   and i’ll bet the ladies love a man in armor!   ❞

❝   there’s no place i’d rather be than on my surfboard out at sea.   ❞

❝   and if i had one wish come true, i’d surf till the sun sets.   ❞

❝   i know you, i walked with you once upon a dream.   ❞

❝   i know you, the gleam in your eyes is a familiar gleam.   ❞

❝   visions are seldom what they seem.   ❞

❝   you’ll love me at once, the way you did once.   ❞

❝   i don’t have time for dancing! that’s just gonna have to wait for a while.   ❞

❝   ain’t got time for messing around, and it’s not my style.   ❞

❝   i know exactly where i’m going; getting closer, closer each day.   ❞

❝   people down here think i’m crazy, but i don’t care.   ❞

❝   so, he’s a bit of a fixer upper.   ❞

❝   i know he washes well, but he always ends up sorta smelly.   ❞

❝   you can fix this fixxer upper with a little bit of love!   ❞

❝   remember me? though i have to say goodbye…   ❞

❝   even if i’m far away, i’ll hold you in my heart.   ❞

❝   remember me, though i have to travel far.   ❞

❝   so many things to tell you. but how to make you see?   ❞

❝   the truth about my past? impossible. you’d turn away from me.   ❞

❝   all at once, everything looks different. now that i see you.   ❞

❝   they’ll fall in love, and here’s the bottom line: our trio’s down to two.   ❞

❝   standing here, it’s all so clear: i’m where i’m meant to be.   ❞

❝   with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster’s in the air.   ❞