hell is for hot ppl

yay for the train robbery renaissance

I know y'all did not read the books but Roald Dahl talks about this in the book. Charlie’s teacher points out the fact that unless you buy a shit ton of bars you’re probably not gonna win. Just like the lottery. Just like how all of the other winners of the tickets bought a shit ton of bars. Except Charlie, who just got lucky. And Charlie was originally black. Literally the whole point of the book was that wonka wanted to give the less fortunate a fair opportunity and it wasn’t fair because the system isn’t fair.

!?!!

He was and Mr. Dahl was forced to make him white. Also his widow has spoken and confirmed that as well.

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.

this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value

dark History Channel show me shows abut history

that sentence was wild from start to finish

That awkward moment between birth and death

I like the fact that Satan probably knew it was a typo but sent a gift anyway.

*nervously calls crush bro*