Sketchy

I’m about to have one hell of a comedown. Got any weed?

Yeah, but it isn’t gonna be chea.

diggleandsons:

Greedy.

Yeah, I know that, thanks.

Just bend your legs a bit. I haven’t sat down in nine hours.

Fine.

That you are. It’s a lovely shade.

Charming. I picked it out myself.

I was wondering if you needed bus fare or somethin’.

Err-

Move.

No. Fuck you.

Are we playing one of those games where we go about stating the obvious?

Yeeeeeeeeesss. That sounds like loads of fun. I’m wearing a dress.

I’ll have to take your word on that. Can’t say I’m well versed in the subject of the female brain.

Yes. Because I, a woman, am. ‘S how it works.

I don’t believe you.

I’m a nanny, not an actress.

icarusflyte:

Sorry- I totally care about Quidditch.

That’s probably for the best. You’d have ended up costing the Quidditch Association a fortune.

Well, I don’t care about them.

Uh huh.

I’m not an expert on this.