What If The Beatles Were Teletubbies?

Lol pretty sure it is a 'joke' and not a fan theory but thanks for clearing it up, PM.com

my best friend: cokehead genius 1967 paul, hedonist, regularly appears on television high as balls to lecture you about society, keeps talking about “the seven levels,” makes sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band and magical mystery tour back to back, house is the party hot-spot of england, a true london dandy who FUCKS, steady diet of coke, weed and acid, lets homeless people claiming they’re jesus live with him for awhile because “you never know,” involved with a few underground communist avant-garde art cults, dropped most of his fortune into whatever tf apple was supposed to be, a freak of nature.

Ringo: I just farted XD

Paul: