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we all need a friend like brock

Brock is just several Geodudes in a trench coat

What do you know about graphic design, OP? What do these apps have in common other than similar color schemes? What’s your issue with them. Tell me.

Optimistic nihilism only lads

The universe is an open ended sandbox rpg. There’s no end goal. You can only get achievements. Some of them include making other people happy

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

I want one

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

You have the power to heal others. You are a villain.

I am the American healthcare system

^^^

not to be lactose intolerant but i dont know how to pronounce 80% of white names

How racist. How dare you. How dare you refuse to pronounce my daughter’s name. Come on, Makayleighlough, let’s go home.

@therunnersam on a serious note how is that said?

It’s pronounced “Jessica” but I like that unique spelling.