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I’m gayer than a runaway disco ball at an ABBA concert

I’m very into classic literature and and I just realized today while trying to take the GO train that I know more about the 1800s than I do about his century. 🫠

I FUCKING LOVE EARLY SUMMER WHEN ALL THE TINY LITTLE BABY GRASSHOPPERS ARE BOINGING AROUND

Anyone else direct entire movies/shows in their head? No? Just me?

I genuinely love Roméo et Juliette: Les Enfants de Verone, it’s a dumb FRENCH musical that made me CRY and JOHN EYZEN made me QUESTION my SEXUALITY multiple TIMES.

Today my friends and I were uncontrollably laughing about Henry VIII. It started with me singing the Horrible Histories song (to my friend Katherine whose middle name is Ann) and then my other friend chimed in and said “The anaconda don’t want none unless you birth sons, hon.”