—mel

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

doom yourself before the narrative does

chris rock in a serious situation is so funny to me… thats literally marty from madagascar

two times academy award loser andrew garfield ily!

[through gritted teeth] im soooooo normal about media

if you’re white and lgbt, you better be speaking up in support of the black lives matter movement right now. don’t forget all of pride is celebration of another riot started by people of color.