Don't bother with this blog, it sucks

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

Sounds like all my professors

This is Tumblr in a nut shell

I guess I’m a sandwhich 😂

@thegalaxyisathand me af lol

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

@tushyfanboy

LMAOOOOOO @wontonlante

Let’s do this @tushyfanboy

I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america.

Pls be this kind of dad to our kid(s) @tushyfanboy

I think i might quit this human business and turn into a dragon instead

LMFAO