turtles can't cough

Fai rly has it all. It's like they did the math, added it up, and made the sexiest bitch possible. Tortured vampire prince femme-y flirty magician tragic backstory calls his boyfriend daddy in public cute gnc little haircut pretty blue and white color scheme extremely Gender drinks blood but tortured abt it does magic sexy tattoo prince in a tower who needs saving like what the fuck where did they get the stats they needed to make this bitch the perfect projection material possible. Plus his boyfriend is this distractingly sexy killer ninja with arms like tree trunks and he saves him through unconditional love? I hate tsubasa this shit has tormented me for 15 years

Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

Accidentally googles Shaman kink instead of Shaman King