Turtle Geek

Tops: Leo, Scorpio, Taurus

Bottoms: Cancer, Pisces, Libra

Acts like a top but is a bottom: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries

Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose

Taurus: are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before

Gemini: talking themselves through the entire thing

Cancer: beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again

Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds

Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide

Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best

Scorpio: yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone

Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level

Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level

Aquarius: like a BO$$. No other words needed.