strange as angels

And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30

My favorite art is first sentences of scientific papers, I love reading sentences like "movement is of integral importance to animals" or "snow has long been recognised for its ecological importance" fuck yes so truee

i dont believe that there is a gas leak in anyones apartment I just think that it is a kind of spiritual miasma that is not well understood and just happens to come out of gas lines

if you served cunt less I’d be able to talk about it more

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

if you could pick the met gala theme what would you choose??

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.