Wind Imprisoned in a Bit of Knotted String

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

@butdaddyilovehim99

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

:snek:

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language.