Kangaroo Court

filo phoenix truthers make me cry. we are so smart i think

Pinoy Phoenix my beloved 🤭, to be fair, a lot of Asian immigrants change their last names to sound more ‘American’ when moving to the US, so with the pinoy-japanese HC his parents/grandparents/ancestors could have just changed their names after immigrating

I want to see more Filipino Ace Attorney content

AAA I’m in love with the Filipino-Japanese Phoenix Wright headcannon but him being Asian American and not knowing those languages I love him actually cuz that’s me minus the Japanese part

They def saw the Barbie movie first. (Edgeworth would want to watch Barbie first, Wright would want to watch Oppenheimer but watches Barbie first because edgeworth; Alt. Wright waits to watch them and watches them both at the same time on two different laptops)

He’s gay your honor

I love how Phoenix Wright has a ':D' face but his inner monologue is like "why won't everyone stfu. I hate this plant. when will this nightmare end", and Miles Edgeworth has a '>:[' face but his inner monologue is like "this is such a nice furniture. I should offer some help to this unfortunate person. ants are amasing and nature is full of wonders".

A perfect pairing if you will