Perfect and Poisonous

I don't know this sport.

remember its vital to maintaining your mental and physical health to make a self insert oc with extensive lore regarding how they fit into the world of every piece of media you even slightly enjoy

VITAL

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.