i feel like i'm a smidge of political power away from becoming an apocalyptic dragon princess
i would be really good at sitting on a massive throne, clearly miserable, casting wicked curses and ushering in a new age of death and darkness
my promising up-and-coming demon general has just been slain by a ragtag bunch of misfits, one of whom possesses a glowing sword. i am informed of the news. i sigh deeply and close my eyes. very well, i say. kill them. my most loyal advisor meekly shuffles forwards. my lady, he says, we cannot afford spare any of our generals. my lip curls into a snarl, slowly but with purpose. get it DONE I command, and the whole castle shakes at my words. he scurries away. i put my head in my hands and quietly begin to weep.
#princessposting
