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If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

happy wilson pussy indulgence wednesday yall

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Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

i’m crying i’m crying what do you mean

@maximum-hog

this is a collared peccary, aka a javalina and a big one

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down: