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Rex: Is it nice?

Cody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Anakin: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

I sat on this one for so long because I kept going, “But there’s so many good fics! How do I narrow them down into a list?” But I tried, just for you ;) I do want you to know that choosing a list of favorites nearly killed me, lol. I am completely certain I’ve forgotten some.

Some of these are actually a series that totals, as a whole, in the word count target you requested. (Thank you for providing that word count restriction, btw, that really did help.)

Oh man, I have at least 780+ fics, so it’s not at all easy to list what I have saved. I can link you to some rec lists though, perhaps that’ll help?

+ Greatest Hits Rec Post; this was made back in 2008, so obviously it’s all older fic, but a TON of the fandom classics are on this.+ Someone recently posted three long pages of rec lists, which is pretty comprehensive and includes newer fic. One | Two | Three+ The fic rec tag @mcshep-everyday​+ My pinboard, already filtered for McShep (click the little cross inside the circle to the right of a tag to further customize your filters)+ My pinboard + my favorite tag+ Crossroads, a slash resource page+ The SGA Big Bang+ The John/Rodney AO3 tag, sorted by kudos+ Authors of note: sheafrotherdon / brumeier / respoftw / speranza / astolat / crysothemis / blackchaps / taste_is_sweet / sgamadison / the_cephalopod / auburn / bomberqueen17 / esteefee / toomuchplor / amireal / velocitygrass / resonant / laceymcbain / nagi_schwarz / devildoll / tarlan / pir8fancier / chellefic / lavvyan / melagan / cathalin / punk / purna / giddygeek / karenmcfadyyon / lamardeuse / sardonicsmiley /

The thing about the SGA fandom is it has (had?) a really high percentage of amazing authors, so my author rec list could become…unwieldy. I keep thinking of more to add, so I tried to stick with authors that are a). really popular & b). quite prolific. I’m certain I’ve missed people, so hopefully people in the fandom will reblog and add more :)

McShep - Run Baby Run  by  Randommind time

McShep - Can’t Pretend  by  Randommind time

John and Rodney || “I’m not going anywhere"  by  ☼Siampie1990☼

Sass Masters - Rodney & John - Humor by  Randommind time

SGA: McShep I’d Always come for You  by quantum861

Part One

Oh man, I have at least 780+ fics, so it’s not at all easy to list what I have saved. I can link you to some rec lists though, perhaps that’ll help?

+ Greatest Hits Rec Post; this was made back in 2008, so obviously it’s all older fic, but a TON of the fandom classics are on this.+ Someone recently posted three long pages of rec lists, which is pretty comprehensive and includes newer fic. One | Two | Three+ The fic rec tag @mcshep-everyday​+ My pinboard, already filtered for McShep (click the little cross inside the circle to the right of a tag to further customize your filters)+ My pinboard + my favorite tag+ Crossroads, a slash resource page+ The SGA Big Bang+ The John/Rodney AO3 tag, sorted by kudos+ Authors of note: sheafrotherdon / brumeier / respoftw / speranza / astolat / crysothemis / blackchaps / taste_is_sweet / sgamadison / the_cephalopod / auburn / bomberqueen17 / esteefee / toomuchplor / amireal / velocitygrass / resonant / laceymcbain / nagi_schwarz / devildoll / tarlan / pir8fancier / chellefic / lavvyan / melagan / cathalin / punk / purna / giddygeek / karenmcfadyyon / lamardeuse / sardonicsmiley /

The thing about the SGA fandom is it has (had?) a really high percentage of amazing authors, so my author rec list could become…unwieldy. I keep thinking of more to add, so I tried to stick with authors that are a). really popular & b). quite prolific. I’m certain I’ve missed people, so hopefully people in the fandom will reblog and add more :)

john, who plays video games with rodney, races cars with him, steals blue jello from the mess for rodney, hangs out in the labs with him all the time: he’s WHO NOW

rodney to jennifer: im in love with you

I really feel like he doesn’t actually know how old his kids are

He either thinks there all 5 or like 45 there’s no inbetween

Bruce: Dick, do you need Alfred to pack you a lunch? A snack maybe?

Dick: I’m a grown ass man... yes

Damian asks him to like drive him to school and Bruce is like “can’t you drive yourself? I’m a little busy”

Jason’s in the kitchen minding his own business and Bruce walks in and is like “don’t eat ice cream before dinner”

He’s ranting to Damian about like tax returns or something (oh wait he’s rich he probably doesn’t pay taxes 🤭 let’s just pretend) and Damians like “I’m 13”

“Happy 15th birthday son” “I’m 25” “oh”

Bruce: *hands Tim his credit card* can you go get me a beer

Tim: I’m underage

Bruce: what’s your point

You know what now that I think about it’s kinda sad cause like all the bat kids were robbed of their childhood... uhm Anyways

He pulls the “do not speak to me like that young man! Go to your room” on Jason and Dick so often it’s not even funny

Jason left like his wallet at the manor once and Bruce like looked at his license and went insane and called him

Bruce: Jason Peter Todd! I cannot BELIEVE you have a fake ID. This is absolutely unacceptable!

Jason: I’m 23 fucking years old

Bruce: what?